Warning! Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with your…
I'm sure you've noticed that merchandise companies place some mighty weird warnings on some of their products. Have you been bored enough to read any of the warning labels? Or perhaps you're like me and just looked them up on the internet. Alright, I'm a nerdy author, that's what some of us do for fun!
A vacuum cleaner warning label instructs the moron that purchased it to not pick up anything with the vacuum cleaner that is burning. The frightening thought: if they have to mention it on the tag, someone must have tried it.
Boot's Children's Cough Medicine states; Do not drive a car or run machinery. You've got a bigger problem than sick kids if your children 12 and under are joy riding in cars and running machinery.
A blow dryer tag comes with the warning instruction that says: Do not use while sleeping. I don't know what kind of dreams they're having that requiring primping, but I must be getting the wrong end of the dream world. And my all time favorite warning found on a chainsaw label; Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals! Really? I don't even have a comment on that label.
What's any of this got to do with being a writer? This is a stretch…someone wrote the warnings on product labels and I write novels. I am the author of the Paranormal Romance, The Dream House Visions and Nightmares from Asylett Press where you'll experience that the truth is more frightening than a nightmare. In my second novel a secret of the past, revenge, murder, sexual tension, and a kick ass heroine, Action Thriller, Bolt Action from Champagne Books offers it all.
Please feel free to visit me at my website to read an excerpt from my books and learn a little bit about my life.